Dreams from February 24, 2010:

I dreamed that I slept in and missed my classes. When I got out of bed (in the dream) I found a secret passageway in my house. The walls were very narrow, and I got stuck. Then my cell phone went off. I answered, and it was my mother asking why I wasn't helping with the meal. It was then that I realized it was Thanksgiving and so I hadn't missed any classes after all. Then I woke up.

02/20/2010

I dreamed that I was eating cookies -- lots of various kinds of cookies -- and eating them so fast that they were crumbling and falling out of my mouth. I awoke to find myself drooling.

Dreams from February 18, 2010:

I dreamt that I was at the grocery store. When I got to the checkout lane I realized all I had in my cart were cookies. This embarrassed me so I kept trying to avoid checking out.

01/31/2010

I was in class, but for some reason class was being held in my room. The lecture was really boring and I had trouble following along. One student fell asleep and the professor screamed at him until he left. I didn't want to get in trouble for sleeping in class, so when we took a break, I ran downstairs to my kitchen to grab some coffee. For some reason, the only coffee I could find was pizza flavored, which is more disgusting in retrospect. I ran back upstairs to class, and then I woke up.

01/28/2010

I was sitting with my friend and she was talking about about herself for forever. I got angry and told her how selfish she was. Then I went on a rant about all the major events that have happened in my life in the past year and how she didn't know about any of them because she wouldn't listen and only cared about herself. Then I left and to calm down I ate an ice cream cone... then I woke up.

01/26/2010

I'm back at my old high-school. I'm going through the lunch line with the kid who was my best friend at the time. We go through and pick out our food and go to check out. I stop the lunch-lady and say "wait, I want one of those BIG cookies!". she grabs me one, I pay and walk out with my friend. I look at what I bought and noticed I wasn't holding the big cookie. I tell my friend to wait at a table and watch my food while I go back and get my cookie. I go back in to the lady who sold me my meal and reminded her how I wanted that cookie. She said she wasn't giving me the cookie, although I paid for it, because she saw that I was trying to steal some food. I get angry at the lunch-lady and ask her "why the heck would I steal food I don't even go to this school?" and "Why are you treating me like a student? This is BS this is exactly why I never liked it here." I never received an answer...

Dreams from January 25, 2010:

I went to Denny’s in the morning to make a reservation for 7:00pm. I was told that the last table was just reserved by The Who. Disappointed, I jokingly told the hostess that that shouldn’t matter because I was a member of the Rolling Stones. She believed me and said there would be a table ready. When I showed up that night with some family and friends, Denny’s told The Who they had to leave and give us their table because the Rolling Stones were much better. Needless to say, they were mad, especially the one who know I wasn’t in the Rolling Stones. I apologized, but still took their table. Afterwards, the food was disgusting and the service was awful – the waitress even said she was doing a bad job. Then I mercifully woke up.

01/24/2010

I am just outside my house and there is a lot of snow on the ground. I can hear my mother yelling at my brother because he has not shoveled the snow. I am in a car that I am trying to accelerate and get over a large mound of snow without much success. Since we can't get any of the cars out my dad has to take me out in his plane. We are on the main road going to school and in front of us is a large airliner that is completely covered in a bright blue paint. Windows, tires, engines, it is all covered blue. It powers up and takes off which is apparently against the law (but driving on the roads in your plane isn't?). As we get to school I see the blue plan crash into the football stadium. I am in the highschool and everyone is wearing costumes. I remember one girl is a oatmeal raisin cookie. I realize that i don't know where my locker is or any of the classes i am supposed to be going to. I decide to get some food and end up with a half eaten cheeseburger. Then i woke up.

01/24/2010

I'm on a road trip with some friends. I am super hungry so I ask the driver to stop at the world's biggest candy store. I walk into the candy store and walk up and down every isle and cannot decide what to get. I realize I am taking a very long time so I decide to make a quick decision and grab some Sprite, what it was doing there, who knows. But I walk out to the car with a big smile on my face as my friends look very angry. I ask them what's wrong and they question how I spent 2 hours in a candy store and walked out with a single Sprite...

01/23/2010

I am on the roof of a brick building. On either side the building is connected to towers that rise up. a few other people and myself are playing a shooting game with people on the ground. I try to get a big fat woman but cannot hit anything because the sight on my gun is terrible. When i finally hit her the bullets bounce off and she is no out. The scene changes and i am at walmart shopping for a new gun. The only nice looking pistols are BB guns and will not work for the game. There are others that are much too large and shoot big bullets. The only one that will work looks like three different colored balls. (kind of snow man shaped with a handle) Next i am in my basement testing out the new gun on a dart board. I find out that it shoots darts. I go to look at the darts and realize that they drop some strange cereal with dried fruit when they hit. I wake up just after taking a bite of a dried orange slice with peel and all.

Dreams from January 22, 2010:

I was an astronaut. I was at a grocery store parking lot and I found out I was going into space, so random people kept picking me up and running around the parking lot with me. Then I went into space with four other astronauts and one actor for some reason. We got to a space station and found blueberry muffins and blueberry Kool-Aid in the fridge which told us there must have been some Russian spies around. Then one guy floated out into space, but we reeled him back in with a fishing pole. They made a documentary about our trip and now it plays all the time on Channel 3. Also, I was left handed.

Dreams from January 20, 2010:

I knew the cast of Seinfeld. I stole two Cokes from a cop. Then this guy thought he was going to jail so he gave me all of his money. I spent it all on junk food. Then he found out he wasn’t going to jail and so I laughed because now he was broke!

Dreams from January 19, 2010:

I was back in elementary school with all the same people, but we were 21. The school flooded and we had to swim out to evacuate. Everyone got on buses to go home. But I went back and the teachers were having a buffet of chili, so I grabbed a bowl and indulged.