01/28/2010

I was Clive Owen giving a tour of downtown Haiti late in the evening to bunch of preschool children. Suddenly, there was another earthquake. I tried my best to get the children out into the street but they were afraid of wolves in the area. Wolves then start to appear out in the street. So I put on a Winnie-the-Pooh costume, lure the wolves to a train station, and trick them onto one of the train tracks. A train hits the wolves, and I save the children.