01/29/2010

So, I was out laser taggin' it up at a place called Scally Wag Tag which is all pirate themed laser tag. Right in the middle there is a big pirate ship and me and my friend run to it because we are under heavy fire from the opposing team. When we finally make it to the ship we run into our squad leader who, after some deciphering, turns out to be Peter Francis Geraci. At this point I start laughing and turn around and start whispering to friend about how my brother always used to leave bogus messages for him and stuff. So Peter overhears me and my friend laughing and learns of the stories I have told and starts chasing after us feverishly to exact revenge. And then I woke up.