01/30/2010

I bring a friend to my wrestling practice to show him what it is like. I arrive to see people with books spread out studying on the mat. I ask the coach what all these people are doing. He reminds me that it's Sunday. I say "yea, but there is practice on Sundays." He responds with "Yea that's Sunday mornings, this is Sunday night." ...ok, but why is it a library on Sunday nights...?

01/27/2010

I'm back at my old highschool who yearly has a notoriously bad football team. I am on the field, not necessarily on the team, but I'm around. The coach of my school points to me and demands I go out and kick off in the middle of the game which we are already getting killed in. This apparently is an opportunity too big to pass up. I go out and kick off and do a terrible job and the opposing team returns it for a touchdown. Naturally the coach puts me in to do the same thing again and to the same result I did. Now the team is mad at me alone for losing the game...