02/08/2010

I was walking home through a large neighborhood with some friends. I decided that it would be okay to take a shortcut by climbing over one of the houses (apparently I could jump up to the roof with a running start). The roof was wet and I fell off. When I tried again, the roof was icy and I slid off. The owners of the house saw me do this, so my friends and I jumped into three cars and drove off. It was nighttime now, and I was driving the third car at very high speeds. Suddenly, I was aware that none of our cars had any lights (headlights, brake lights, etc), which made for a terrifying nighttime drive. For some reason we parked at a giant hospital, and then I woke up.