Dreams from February 8, 2010:

I dreamt I was a gym teacher or something. I had to split up a bunch of kids into teams for bowling. Eventually I got bored and left. I ended up helping a friend build a house out in the woods which eventually turned into his actual house in a neighborhood. Some random dog got inside and made a mess on the floor. The neighbors started shooting at us, and the police said they couldn't do anything about it, and I woke up.

02/07/2010

I'm a 10 y/o boy (specifically modeled after Owen Meany in A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving if you've read it) and my friend and I need to get to a particular drug store that is across town. My friend finds this super old cop to give us a ride, saying that if you tap him on the shoulder he will drive, and if you tap him again he will stop. All we have to do is supply directions. We get to the drugstore and my friend waits in the car. I notice the 20-something y/o girl at the counter is cute. I can't find what I need but I take the opportunity to show her how smart I am by explaining the difference between a man and a woman's brain. It boiled down to men being very concrete and women being able to think abstractly, though I remember calling it "stupidly abstract".

02/01/2010

I dreamed I was in a laboratory and trapped with drugs everywhere. There were lizards in a box and they grew fur and ran out and starting attacking me. I took a random motorcycle and then I somehow got on to the roof. I drove the bike to the edge of the roof and plummeted to the bottom of a garage next to the laboratory. Then the cops came after me. I drove around the city and then the country. I was singing as the entire laboratory blew up. Then the lizards with fur jumped up onto my bike and started tearing up my clothes. I screamed as I got shot by one of the cops. I found myself at a swimming pool the size of a pond. I jumped into the pool. As they took a taser to me the whole pool lit up with electricity. I almost drowned and then I woke up.