02/01/2010

I dreamed I was in a laboratory and trapped with drugs everywhere. There were lizards in a box and they grew fur and ran out and starting attacking me. I took a random motorcycle and then I somehow got on to the roof. I drove the bike to the edge of the roof and plummeted to the bottom of a garage next to the laboratory. Then the cops came after me. I drove around the city and then the country. I was singing as the entire laboratory blew up. Then the lizards with fur jumped up onto my bike and started tearing up my clothes. I screamed as I got shot by one of the cops. I found myself at a swimming pool the size of a pond. I jumped into the pool. As they took a taser to me the whole pool lit up with electricity. I almost drowned and then I woke up.

01/23/2010

I found out that in order to graduate college, I had to go back and repeat my 8th grade gym class. When I arrived, it was not gym class, but boot camp. Everyone had to run, but my job was to time them by throwing a stopwatch up in the air. When we were done, we parachuted into battle in the parking lot across the street from my house. My unit was supposed to assemble a cannon, but I got distracted fighting a cheetah in hand-to-hand combat in the snow. Then I ended up at a hospital trying to visit my mom. It was a giant futuristic hospital made mostly of glass. I searched floors 3-9 but couldn’t find her. She found me in the parking garage, and she was feeling much better so she gave me a piggyback ride. My friends appeared, and we couldn’t remember where we parked, but we did find Spiderman’s car, which was an SUV with purple under glow. We had guns that shot feathers so we fired them until it started to snow. We realized we were playing in the street and should move, and I woke up.