02/01/2010

I dreamed I was in a laboratory and trapped with drugs everywhere. There were lizards in a box and they grew fur and ran out and starting attacking me. I took a random motorcycle and then I somehow got on to the roof. I drove the bike to the edge of the roof and plummeted to the bottom of a garage next to the laboratory. Then the cops came after me. I drove around the city and then the country. I was singing as the entire laboratory blew up. Then the lizards with fur jumped up onto my bike and started tearing up my clothes. I screamed as I got shot by one of the cops. I found myself at a swimming pool the size of a pond. I jumped into the pool. As they took a taser to me the whole pool lit up with electricity. I almost drowned and then I woke up.

01/23/2010

I am on the roof of a brick building. On either side the building is connected to towers that rise up. a few other people and myself are playing a shooting game with people on the ground. I try to get a big fat woman but cannot hit anything because the sight on my gun is terrible. When i finally hit her the bullets bounce off and she is no out. The scene changes and i am at walmart shopping for a new gun. The only nice looking pistols are BB guns and will not work for the game. There are others that are much too large and shoot big bullets. The only one that will work looks like three different colored balls. (kind of snow man shaped with a handle) Next i am in my basement testing out the new gun on a dart board. I find out that it shoots darts. I go to look at the darts and realize that they drop some strange cereal with dried fruit when they hit. I wake up just after taking a bite of a dried orange slice with peel and all.