02/12/2010

I dreamt that I was driving for several days with my brother and sister. I think we were moving into a new house. We crashed our car into a snowbank and had to walk the rest of the way. Once we were settled in the new house, it caught on fire. Suddenly there were no more doors or windows and the house was filling with smoke.

Dreams from January 30, 2010:

I was in my friend’s concrete basement. I told my brother to go shovel the snow. Then my friends tied off my arm and injected me with drugs, though I didn’t resist. They specifically said it was Tryptophan, but it made me energized and euphoric/manic. While I was in that state, we watched an educational video about the job market and economic downturn. My friend’s dad came down and told us that the TVs at my house are cheap because they would not be big enough to adequately fill the Grand Canyon. I then put on a Snuggie and pretended I was a shark. Somehow I ended up on a log in a swamp at night with my friend’s family. As they paddled, the front of the log kept dipping into the water along with me. We were ambushed by crocodiles near a swamp-side house. Everyone else jumped onto the house’s deck, but I was stuck hanging off of the side. My friend’s dad kept telling me not to roll because it would cause the crocodiles to bite me and go into a death roll. Then I woke up.

01/24/2010

I am just outside my house and there is a lot of snow on the ground. I can hear my mother yelling at my brother because he has not shoveled the snow. I am in a car that I am trying to accelerate and get over a large mound of snow without much success. Since we can't get any of the cars out my dad has to take me out in his plane. We are on the main road going to school and in front of us is a large airliner that is completely covered in a bright blue paint. Windows, tires, engines, it is all covered blue. It powers up and takes off which is apparently against the law (but driving on the roads in your plane isn't?). As we get to school I see the blue plan crash into the football stadium. I am in the highschool and everyone is wearing costumes. I remember one girl is a oatmeal raisin cookie. I realize that i don't know where my locker is or any of the classes i am supposed to be going to. I decide to get some food and end up with a half eaten cheeseburger. Then i woke up.

01/23/2010

I found out that in order to graduate college, I had to go back and repeat my 8th grade gym class. When I arrived, it was not gym class, but boot camp. Everyone had to run, but my job was to time them by throwing a stopwatch up in the air. When we were done, we parachuted into battle in the parking lot across the street from my house. My unit was supposed to assemble a cannon, but I got distracted fighting a cheetah in hand-to-hand combat in the snow. Then I ended up at a hospital trying to visit my mom. It was a giant futuristic hospital made mostly of glass. I searched floors 3-9 but couldn’t find her. She found me in the parking garage, and she was feeling much better so she gave me a piggyback ride. My friends appeared, and we couldn’t remember where we parked, but we did find Spiderman’s car, which was an SUV with purple under glow. We had guns that shot feathers so we fired them until it started to snow. We realized we were playing in the street and should move, and I woke up.

01/19/2010

I am standing outside in an area near my house. It is winter and everything is covered in snow. A girl i know from college suddenly walks up holding a blue and purple skate board deck. She says hello and goes over to a hill just to my left. She uses the deck like a snow board to go down the hill. When she returns we are inside a mall and the hill has turned to escalators. Her ex-boyfriend is chasing her. He is saying the deck was his and wants payment. I try to calm him down but he gets more angry and aggressive. I end up fighting him but neither of us can swing our arms fast enough to hurt each other. We stop fighting but he is still angry. We are in a department store and he steals an entire rack of womens underwear. Then i woke up.