Dreams from January 21, 2010:

I'm at a wedding reception. A very pretty red-haired girl starts flirting with me. She takes me to a magical closet on the far side of the room. She takes me inside, closes the door, and takes off her clothes. She then runs out of the closet and, magically, becomes invisible. She urges me to do the same and to then go find her- like hide-and-seek. I strip naked, and open the closet door, only to find that it only half worked on me- I'm only half invisible. Suddenly, people throughout the reception start screaming that female guests are vanishing from the reception. I put my clothes back on and come out of the closet to search for the now invisible red-haired girl. I wander around the building searching in rooms. I come across a room filled with pirates, who are tying up and mistreating all of the missing reception girls. So, I grab a nearby coat-hanger, notice one of the pirates is Johnny Depp, and beat them all up saving the missing wedding guests, and my invisible red-haired girl.

01/21/2010

I was with my family on a vacation in Italy. I was taking photographs of what I thought was ancient rubble, but I was then told that it used to be the Leaning Tower of Pisa until it fell down, only moments ago. Then my family turned into a group of friends, or maybe a class field trip. We went to a restaurant, but were not seated together – we were spread out at different tables and all sitting with strangers. Then I remembered that we were Delta Force and were supposed to be preparing for an important mission. Just then a bomb went off downtown – I think at the Coliseum. I and the rest of Delta Force got up and ran towards the explosion, and I woke up.

Dreams from January 20, 2010:

I knew the cast of Seinfeld. I stole two Cokes from a cop. Then this guy thought he was going to jail so he gave me all of his money. I spent it all on junk food. Then he found out he wasn’t going to jail and so I laughed because now he was broke!

01/20/2010

I was at Denny’s with a friend, but they would not seat us until we first went to the museum in their basement. The museum was enormous, the size of several airplane hangars. At one exhibit, we were trapped under a parachute. The employees were very pushy about wanting us to donate to their blood drive, but we didn’t do it. After taking an Escher-like series of escalators, we ended up back at the restaurant, though it was now very upscale. We had to leave before we ate though, because a mudslide was coming. We packed a van full of high tech equipment and drove into a river. The end!

Dreams from January 19, 2010:

I was back in elementary school with all the same people, but we were 21. The school flooded and we had to swim out to evacuate. Everyone got on buses to go home. But I went back and the teachers were having a buffet of chili, so I grabbed a bowl and indulged.

01/19/2010

I am at the ocean with my son and we are watching the huge waves which, interestingly enough, roll from side to side rather than toward the shore. We have heard that these waves are healing waves and we know that we have to find a way to go under them -- with the water above our heads and us still standing -- in order to receive the healing powers. We are excited and wary at the same time.

01/19/2010

I am standing outside in an area near my house. It is winter and everything is covered in snow. A girl i know from college suddenly walks up holding a blue and purple skate board deck. She says hello and goes over to a hill just to my left. She uses the deck like a snow board to go down the hill. When she returns we are inside a mall and the hill has turned to escalators. Her ex-boyfriend is chasing her. He is saying the deck was his and wants payment. I try to calm him down but he gets more angry and aggressive. I end up fighting him but neither of us can swing our arms fast enough to hurt each other. We stop fighting but he is still angry. We are in a department store and he steals an entire rack of womens underwear. Then i woke up.

Dreams from January 18, 2010:

I was at a party with some friends, but I got sick. I rewound time, but got sick again, so we left on a school bus that burned CDs for us. We ended up at a beach with matching swim trunks and towels. We were diving into the ocean, and in doing so I fractured my arm. At the hospital I got a cast, and the doctor gave me his pen, which was of some significance. On the way out, I passed some business women who took the stairs. I got on the elevator with four other people. We were on the fourth floor, going to the first floor. As the doors closed, the elevator operator warned us that if the elevator didn't make stops at each floor, the power would be cut, and we would hit the ground at 35mph. We went into a free fall, and I woke up.

01/18/2010

I am sitting at the kitchen table with my husband, eating breakfast. Outside of the large bay window, I spot a dead puppy in the driveway. My sadness is diverted by the sudden and rapid growth of a tree immediately outside the window. On one branch, on one stem, high up on the tree, grows a goldfish. Then the puppy springs back to life and eats the goldfish. I am overwhelmed by the sense that there is meaning to be had here, but I do not understand.

01/18/2010

I am following around a small Asian boy who is beating up bad guys with incredible karate moves. suddenly he gets a message from his watch phone. He hangs up and rockets upward with a jet on his back somehow. I am still following and really hoping it is because i have a sweet rocket too. We are now in a fighter ship in space surrounded by three massive battle stations. I watch the automatic laser turrets out the window blow fighters around us to pieces so fast that we overload the ships targeting computer. The Asian boy fires some missile at the battle stations that creates a black hole destroying them all. As we are going back to tell a commander about the new black hole everyone in the command room stops and i realize i am in a movie and the director just called cut.