Dreams from January 27, 2010:

I am in my house with a friend whom my dad has never met. My dad isn't home but me and my friend are hanging out in the basement. We go to walk up the stairs to get something to eat. I see my dad is in the room past the top of the stairs and I freak out. My friend who's in the middle of the stair case is just standing there looking at me. I discreetly whisper so him to "go back down the stairs." He just stares at me. I quietly ask again and he just stares at me. I scream at the top of my lungs "GO DOWN THE STAIRS!" He still just stands there. "GO THE F*** DOWN THE STAIRS MY DADS GOING TO HEAR YOU!". He never moved...

01/27/2010

I'm back at my old highschool who yearly has a notoriously bad football team. I am on the field, not necessarily on the team, but I'm around. The coach of my school points to me and demands I go out and kick off in the middle of the game which we are already getting killed in. This apparently is an opportunity too big to pass up. I go out and kick off and do a terrible job and the opposing team returns it for a touchdown. Naturally the coach puts me in to do the same thing again and to the same result I did. Now the team is mad at me alone for losing the game...

Dreams from January 26, 2010:

I was working in my office when Dr. Cox from Scrubs showed up. Somehow I tricked him into completing all of my paperwork for me, which he was not happy about.

01/26/2010

I'm back at my old high-school. I'm going through the lunch line with the kid who was my best friend at the time. We go through and pick out our food and go to check out. I stop the lunch-lady and say "wait, I want one of those BIG cookies!". she grabs me one, I pay and walk out with my friend. I look at what I bought and noticed I wasn't holding the big cookie. I tell my friend to wait at a table and watch my food while I go back and get my cookie. I go back in to the lady who sold me my meal and reminded her how I wanted that cookie. She said she wasn't giving me the cookie, although I paid for it, because she saw that I was trying to steal some food. I get angry at the lunch-lady and ask her "why the heck would I steal food I don't even go to this school?" and "Why are you treating me like a student? This is BS this is exactly why I never liked it here." I never received an answer...

Dreams from January 25, 2010:

I went to Denny’s in the morning to make a reservation for 7:00pm. I was told that the last table was just reserved by The Who. Disappointed, I jokingly told the hostess that that shouldn’t matter because I was a member of the Rolling Stones. She believed me and said there would be a table ready. When I showed up that night with some family and friends, Denny’s told The Who they had to leave and give us their table because the Rolling Stones were much better. Needless to say, they were mad, especially the one who know I wasn’t in the Rolling Stones. I apologized, but still took their table. Afterwards, the food was disgusting and the service was awful – the waitress even said she was doing a bad job. Then I mercifully woke up.

01/25/2010

I am in a bad area in the city of Chicago on my way to school. I notice a friend of mine standing very cautiously at a strange abandoned intersection. I walk towards him and a man with a knife jumps out and attacks me. My friend is gone. I wrestle the attacker to the ground and the knife gets away from him. He tells me how easily he could go grab the knife and finish me even though he is trying to grab it and I'm restraining him. I then kick him off of me and when he bends over to pick up the knife I kick him square in the face and he falls back to the ground. He turns over to crawl over to the knife, so I kick him in the side of the face again and again until he stops moving...

Dreams from January 24, 2010:

I am in an unknown urban area. I am walking around neighborhoods in-between houses and such. I see a man walking a dog. The only thing is the dog happens to be an evil little Tigger The Tiger from Winnie The Pooh. Tigger escapes his owner and runs right at me. Instinctively I run but Tigger apparently is quite fast. I get bit a few times and his teeth are very sharp and screwed so it draws blood. I run until I reach a friends house who is out on his porch. I run there and grab a weak wooden crate that is sitting there. I put it over Tigger and it restrains him for the time being. But Tigger is very strong and this isn't going to hold for long. So I scream to my friend to get something heavy to put on the crate so that I can just escape for a second even if he's going to break through it eventually. But the heavy object is never found...

01/24/2010

I had a dream that the four neighbor kids all had the same birthday, so I bought them one purple T-shirt and told them to share. When they got mad I started asking for their shirt sizes so I could buy them each a shirt, but I never got around to it in the end.

01/24/2010

I am just outside my house and there is a lot of snow on the ground. I can hear my mother yelling at my brother because he has not shoveled the snow. I am in a car that I am trying to accelerate and get over a large mound of snow without much success. Since we can't get any of the cars out my dad has to take me out in his plane. We are on the main road going to school and in front of us is a large airliner that is completely covered in a bright blue paint. Windows, tires, engines, it is all covered blue. It powers up and takes off which is apparently against the law (but driving on the roads in your plane isn't?). As we get to school I see the blue plan crash into the football stadium. I am in the highschool and everyone is wearing costumes. I remember one girl is a oatmeal raisin cookie. I realize that i don't know where my locker is or any of the classes i am supposed to be going to. I decide to get some food and end up with a half eaten cheeseburger. Then i woke up.

01/24/2010

I'm on a road trip with some friends. I am super hungry so I ask the driver to stop at the world's biggest candy store. I walk into the candy store and walk up and down every isle and cannot decide what to get. I realize I am taking a very long time so I decide to make a quick decision and grab some Sprite, what it was doing there, who knows. But I walk out to the car with a big smile on my face as my friends look very angry. I ask them what's wrong and they question how I spent 2 hours in a candy store and walked out with a single Sprite...

Dreams from January 23, 2010:

I had a dream that I was at my senior prom in my dream dress. Everyone else was a giant, grocery store turkey wearing a tuxedo. It was deeply disturbing!

01/23/2010

I found out that in order to graduate college, I had to go back and repeat my 8th grade gym class. When I arrived, it was not gym class, but boot camp. Everyone had to run, but my job was to time them by throwing a stopwatch up in the air. When we were done, we parachuted into battle in the parking lot across the street from my house. My unit was supposed to assemble a cannon, but I got distracted fighting a cheetah in hand-to-hand combat in the snow. Then I ended up at a hospital trying to visit my mom. It was a giant futuristic hospital made mostly of glass. I searched floors 3-9 but couldn’t find her. She found me in the parking garage, and she was feeling much better so she gave me a piggyback ride. My friends appeared, and we couldn’t remember where we parked, but we did find Spiderman’s car, which was an SUV with purple under glow. We had guns that shot feathers so we fired them until it started to snow. We realized we were playing in the street and should move, and I woke up.

01/23/2010

I am on the roof of a brick building. On either side the building is connected to towers that rise up. a few other people and myself are playing a shooting game with people on the ground. I try to get a big fat woman but cannot hit anything because the sight on my gun is terrible. When i finally hit her the bullets bounce off and she is no out. The scene changes and i am at walmart shopping for a new gun. The only nice looking pistols are BB guns and will not work for the game. There are others that are much too large and shoot big bullets. The only one that will work looks like three different colored balls. (kind of snow man shaped with a handle) Next i am in my basement testing out the new gun on a dart board. I find out that it shoots darts. I go to look at the darts and realize that they drop some strange cereal with dried fruit when they hit. I wake up just after taking a bite of a dried orange slice with peel and all.

01/23/2010

My husband picks me up at work. He has our suitcases in the car and we are on our way to the airport. He asks me if I have the tickets. "Why would I have the tickets? You came from the house with the suitcases while I was at work? The tickets are at home." He responds that it is my job to have the tickets.

Dreams from January 22, 2010:

I was an astronaut. I was at a grocery store parking lot and I found out I was going into space, so random people kept picking me up and running around the parking lot with me. Then I went into space with four other astronauts and one actor for some reason. We got to a space station and found blueberry muffins and blueberry Kool-Aid in the fridge which told us there must have been some Russian spies around. Then one guy floated out into space, but we reeled him back in with a fishing pole. They made a documentary about our trip and now it plays all the time on Channel 3. Also, I was left handed.

01/22/2010

My husband and I are visiting an older couple who I believe to be my in-laws (but they are not). The couple is having an argument. The husband accuses the wife of spending too much time with household chores and not enough with him. She responds that she has her hands full taking care of him and his stupid finger.

01/22/2010

It was my birthday. I was at a casino with a bunch of family and friends. I badly wanted to enjoy my birthday with drinking, gambling, and good company, but some family members weren't into gambling and only wanted to "see the sights." Some friends were angry with other friends, and dramatic situations continued to pile up. One friend was impossible to find because they were off playing poker in some casino by themselves. Eventually I snapped and just went to one of the virtual black-jack games and bet a few hundred dollars. I lost it all.

Dreams from January 21, 2010:

I'm at a wedding reception. A very pretty red-haired girl starts flirting with me. She takes me to a magical closet on the far side of the room. She takes me inside, closes the door, and takes off her clothes. She then runs out of the closet and, magically, becomes invisible. She urges me to do the same and to then go find her- like hide-and-seek. I strip naked, and open the closet door, only to find that it only half worked on me- I'm only half invisible. Suddenly, people throughout the reception start screaming that female guests are vanishing from the reception. I put my clothes back on and come out of the closet to search for the now invisible red-haired girl. I wander around the building searching in rooms. I come across a room filled with pirates, who are tying up and mistreating all of the missing reception girls. So, I grab a nearby coat-hanger, notice one of the pirates is Johnny Depp, and beat them all up saving the missing wedding guests, and my invisible red-haired girl.

01/21/2010

I was with my family on a vacation in Italy. I was taking photographs of what I thought was ancient rubble, but I was then told that it used to be the Leaning Tower of Pisa until it fell down, only moments ago. Then my family turned into a group of friends, or maybe a class field trip. We went to a restaurant, but were not seated together – we were spread out at different tables and all sitting with strangers. Then I remembered that we were Delta Force and were supposed to be preparing for an important mission. Just then a bomb went off downtown – I think at the Coliseum. I and the rest of Delta Force got up and ran towards the explosion, and I woke up.

Dreams from January 20, 2010:

I knew the cast of Seinfeld. I stole two Cokes from a cop. Then this guy thought he was going to jail so he gave me all of his money. I spent it all on junk food. Then he found out he wasn’t going to jail and so I laughed because now he was broke!